That’s the Daily Star and the communist Morning Star by the way
So we've got the hung parliament we all expected but for me the clear winner has been democracy.
A slight relief for Rupert Murdoch's two national newspapers The Sun and The Times as their 2am editions report that the exit polls put the Conservatives as the largest party predicting 305 seats for David Cameron.
It's not often I praise the FSA but I must say the concept of insisting advisers dress according to a certain code makes complete sense to me.
Hector Sants' resignation shouldn't really come as a surprise - even turkeys don't vote for Christmas.
Hugh Hendry's Eclectica will launch its new absolute return fund on 31 December.
The European Life Settlement Association (ELSA) has attacked a series of articles in leading newspapers, such as the Wall Street Journal and Financial Times, suggesting life settlements could be the next sub-prime investment disaster.
Twelve leading fund groups are working together to support the launch of a multi-manager fund which allows investors to donate a proportion of the annual management charge to The Prince's Trust.